Okay... well... I need all the healing energy the universe can send in my direction - long story short... my computer has bluescreened (flatlined?). Long story long... I got home from work yesterday, logged on and was given the message my virtual memory was low (no jokes, please) - I closed out of all programs, ran a Clean Sweep through Norton and set it to defragment the disc while I was at a meeting - when I got home, the defragmentation was complete and I decided to reboot, figuring that would help clear the system...
The computer tried to restart, but kept defaulting to the above-mentioned blue screen, with a big-*ss STOP and then a lengthy error message - I did attempt to F8 each time to get myself into safe mode... but it wouldn't let me. After three tries last night, I turned it off and went to bed, hoping all would be well in the morning - an 8:00 a.m. log-on had the same azure/cerulean/denim/indigo/midnight/navy/periwinkle/royal/sky results...
I called my tech guy, who is coming over first thing tomorrow - in the meantime, I'm holding the vision/thinking positive/invoking the law of attraction/sending skyward thoughts/burning all the purple candles I can muster that the situation is resolvable...
I'm also realistic enough to know "it is what it is" and am resigned to the fact I'll have to be okay with zero retrieval of data, despite the fact so much of my life (family/friends/concert series/folk club/festival/church/etc.) is documented and organized on my hard drive - just typing that threatens to turn my breathing to hyperventilation...
I did a bit of googling and came up with the Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) - that doesn't sound good, does it? (rhetorical f*cking question)...
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
-- David Dixon
-- David Dixon
Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
-- David Carlson
-- David Carlson
I'm sorry, there's -- um --
insufficient -- what's-it-called?
The term eludes me ...
-- Owen Mathews
-- Owen Mathews
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
-- Peter Rothman
-- Peter Rothman
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
-- Chris Walsh
-- Chris Walsh
The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
-- Barry L. Brumitt
-- Barry L. Brumitt
Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
-- Pat Davis
-- Pat Davis
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
-- David J. Liszewski
-- David J. Liszewski
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
-- Charlie Gibbs
-- Charlie Gibbs
Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.
-- Rik Jespersen
-- Rik Jespersen
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
-- Suzie Wagner
-- Suzie Wagner
Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
-- Jason Axley
-- Jason Axley
This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.
-- Charles Matthews
-- Charles Matthews
wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault
-- Nick Sweeney
-- Nick Sweeney
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
-- Mike Hagler
-- Mike Hagler
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
-- Simon Firth
-- Simon Firth
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
-- Howard Korder
-- Howard Korder
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
-- Bill Torcaso
-- Bill Torcaso
The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
-- Joy Rothke
-- Joy Rothke
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
-- David Ansel
-- David Ansel
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
-- James Lopez
-- James Lopez
There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
-- Rahul Sonnad
-- Rahul Sonnad
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
-- Margaret Segall
-- Margaret Segall
To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy
-- Brian M. Porter
You step in the stream,
-- Brian M. Porter
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
-- Cass Whittington
-- Cass Whittington
No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
-- Jim Griffith
-- Jim Griffith
Hal, open the file
Hal, open the damn file, Hal
open the, please Hal
-- Jennifer Jo Lane
-- Jennifer Jo Lane
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
-- Francis Heaney
-- Francis Heaney
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
-- Judy Birmingham
The ten thousand things
-- Judy Birmingham
The ten thousand things
How long do any persist?
Netscape, too, has gone.
-- Jason Willoughby
-- Jason Willoughby
Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: "File not found."
-- Len Dvorkin
-- Len Dvorkin
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
-- Ian Hughes
-- Ian Hughes
QUOTE: "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." ~ Robert Frost
i bet you dont want to hit the blue all of death one more time...
ReplyDeleteHey, sharon -
ReplyDeleteThe BWOD, huh? - Richard Thompson knows of what he sings (and you've certainly had your own brush with the wall, with a thank-goodness happy ending... :-)
My tech guy came today, tried to run a CheckDisk on the Ozfice computer and hit some problems halfway through - he took my tower with him and will attempt to retrieve the data and then transfer it to a new hard drive.
I should have it back here, up and running (knock on wood), by Tuesday - in the meantime, I'm using the computer in the family room, which is slow as the proverbial molasses (but it works, so I shouldn't complain!).